Something to think about

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're mot the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

That would be true

Especially when they've got something to prove

Some of you are a lot crazier than others, right phylis

blueskiesisaman wrote:Some of you are a lot crazier than others, right phylis

You wanna sit in that chair Yul?

Styxman wrote:

blueskiesisaman wrote:Some of you are a lot crazier than others, right phylis

You wanna sit in that chair Yul?

Don't worry she will be back , yul see

blueskiesisaman wrote:

Styxman wrote:

blueskiesisaman wrote:Some of you are a lot crazier than others, right phylis

You wanna sit in that chair Yul?

Don't worry she will be back , yul see

Get over it dude, it's finished okay

From what i have seen, when it comes to good ole Phil its never finished. Thats why we are having that pool to guess how long it takes, do you want to get in on the action?

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happytrails wrote:Hey can't you guys keep your freaking ping pong match to ONE thread please?

No

happytrails wrote:Hey can't you guys keep your freaking ping pong match to ONE thread please?

Are you looking for a 3way?

blueskiesisaman wrote:

happytrails wrote:Hey can't you guys keep your freaking ping pong match to ONE thread please?

Are you looking for a 3way?

Hey, don't bring me into your fuckin' weird games, go pop your head in the shreader dickshit

Styxman wrote:

blueskiesisaman wrote:

happytrails wrote:Hey can't you guys keep your freaking ping pong match to ONE thread please?

Are you looking for a 3way?

Hey, don't bring me into your fuckin' weird games, go pop your head in the shreader dickshit

Oh i'm sorry , wouldn't want to bring you into something weird,or should i say something almost as weird as your styxskies relationship.

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blueskiesisaman wrote:

Styxman wrote:

blueskiesisaman wrote:

happytrails wrote:Hey can't you guys keep your freaking ping pong match to ONE thread please?

Are you looking for a 3way?

Hey, don't bring me into your fuckin' weird games, go pop your head in the shreader dickshit

Oh i'm sorry , wouldn't want to bring you into something weird,or should i say something almost as weird as your styxskies relationship.

It's over Yul..............not interested anymore and it's partly my fault for baiting you dude.

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Styxman wrote:

blueskiesisaman wrote:

Styxman wrote:

blueskiesisaman wrote:

happytrails wrote:Hey can't you guys keep your freaking ping pong match to ONE thread please?

Are you looking for a 3way?

Hey, don't bring me into your fuckin' weird games, go pop your head in the shreader dickshit

Oh i'm sorry , wouldn't want to bring you into something weird,or should i say something almost as weird as your styxskies relationship.

It's over Yul..............not interested anymore and it's partly my fault for baiting you dude.

They all warned me you were a masterbaiter

Too true about the joke!

One of my favorite series of books at the Mystery Guild was about a "Miss Melville"...middle-aged woman who became a hitman.

I suspect Phyllis (whoever that is) is addicted to forums and not any of the guys on them.

locokat02 wrote:One of my favorite series of books at the Mystery Guild was about a "Miss Melville"...middle-aged woman who became a hitman.

She had a sex change did she


For the slower forum dwellers - (hitman)

locokat02 wrote:Too true about the joke!

One of my favorite series of books at the Mystery Guild was about a "Miss Melville"...middle-aged woman who became a hitman.

I suspect Phyllis (whoever that is) is addicted to forums and not any of the guys on them.

LMAO!!!!

I'm not very PC...I still say postman too! Too much trouble to change every man to person!