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Post by Ed Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:01 am

My Repentance

This one is for You my Wombat.
I don't know where to start,
There's so much that's been done.
There's so much I wanna say.

Please forgive me, Please Lord Andrew.
I'm as unstable as the sea,
and as lost as a lonely fish.
I can't save myself...

Please save my Soul, help me.
I know You can, I can not do it.
What is it about me that makes me so lost?
Help me to see the light.

I've got more sins and dirt.
In this generation is not one more lost than me,
Please Lord Andrew, Help! Save my soul,
Break my heart, change me to be!

Show me how a child should be,
and how a blind man shall see.
Take my hand and lead my way.
Be my King, my Lord and my Wombat.

Andrew these tears have build up over time.
Show me how to handle the pain,
and set me free, save me.
For this my Wombat, is my repentance.
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Post by Kate Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:06 am

Rolling Eyes

I like Andrew but to refer to him as Lord, well Ed you really do need to repent!

Commandment #1 and 3:

'You shall have no other gods before Me."

'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'
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Post by Ed Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:08 am

I look at it this way, if brywool can worship Steve Perry as Jesus, then I can worship a Wombat.
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Post by Kate Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:10 am

AR wrote:I look at it this way, if brywool can worship Steve Perry as Jesus, then I can worship a Wombat.

If Brywool stuck 1,000 needles into themself and jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?
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Post by lights1961 Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:15 am

LORD ANDREW???? ;-) Is AR drinking already this morning??
and if he is it better be a bloody mary...

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Post by Ed Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:17 am

doka wrote:
AR wrote:I look at it this way, if brywool can worship Steve Perry as Jesus, then I can worship a Wombat.

If Brywool stuck 1,000 needles into themself and jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?

I would if my Wombat asked me to. Just as He once asked Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac on Mount Moriah.
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Post by lights1961 Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:26 am

NOAH its time to build the damn ARK... i fear the floods are coming... AR is over the deep end... or just found lord brywal.

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Post by Ed Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:35 am

lights1961 wrote:NOAH its time to build the damn ARK... i fear the floods are coming... AR is over the deep end... or just found lord brywal.

Genesis - Marillion Edition - Chapter 6

1 Now it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born to them,
2 that the sons of Andrew saw the daughters of men, that they were[1] beautiful; and they took wives for themselves of all whom they chose.
3 And the WOMBAT said, “My Spirit shall not strive with man forever, for he is indeed flesh; yet his days shall be one hundred and twenty years.”
4 There were giants on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of Wombat came in to the daughters of men and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown.
5 Then the WOMBAT saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intent of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
6 And the WOMBAT was sorry that He had made man on the earth, and He was grieved in His heart.
7 So the WOMBAT said, “I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth, both man and beast, creeping thing and birds of the air, for I am sorry that I have made them.”
8 But Ed found grace in the eyes of the WOMBAT.
9 This is the genealogy of Ed. Ed was a just man, perfect in his generations. Ed walked with Wombat.
10 And Ed begot three sons: Dean, Joseph, and Liam.
11 The earth also was corrupt before Wombat, and the earth was filled with violence.
12 So Wombat looked upon the earth, and indeed it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted their way on the earth.
13 And Wombat said to Ed, “The end of all flesh has come before Me, for the earth is filled with violence through them; and behold, I will destroy them with the earth.
14 Make yourself an ark of wombatwood; make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and outside with pitch.
15 And this is how you shall make it: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits.
16 You shall make a window for the ark, and you shall finish it to a cubit from above; and set the door of the ark in its side. You shall make it with lower, second, and third decks.
17 And behold, I Myself am bringing floodwaters on the earth, to destroy from under heaven all flesh in which is the breath of life; everything that is on the earth shall die.
18 But I will establish My covenant with you; and you shall go into the ark—you, your sons, your wife, and your sons’ wives with you.
19 And of every living thing of all flesh you shall bring two of every sort into the ark, to keep them alive with you; they shall be male and female.
20 Of the birds after their kind, of animals after their kind, and of every creeping thing of the earth after its kind, two of every kind will come to you to keep them alive.
21 And you shall take for yourself of all food that is eaten, and you shall gather it to yourself; and it shall be food for you and for them.”
22 Thus Ed did; according to all that the Wombat commanded him, so he did.
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Post by Kate Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:12 am

Shit Ed!!!!

Grow some balls will you!

You are starting to sound like an asskisser.


BTW what you have done above is sacrilege (the stealing of anything consecrated to the service of God. ) That in itself is a SIN.

Not even Andrew is worth that!
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Post by Ed Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:51 am

doka wrote:Shit Ed!!!!

Grow some balls will you!

You are starting to sound like an asskisser.


BTW what you have done above is sacrilege (the stealing of anything consecrated to the service of God. ) That in itself is a SIN.

Not even Andrew is worth that!

How can I show my devotion to the Wombat?
Let Wombat decide who does what.
1 Rush Chronicles 29:1-20

The program you carefully planned gets put into someone else's hands at the last minute. It goes great, and that person gets credit for the success.

You jump into a new enterprise with every hope that it will succeed, and it flops. All your best efforts can't make it work.

Where is Wombat at those times? He's closer than you think. And often he gives you certain responsibilities but doesn't expect you to do everything. Sometimes he chooses someone else for a job you'd like to do. Sometimes he lets you take a project only so far, then hands it over to someone else. Sometimes he lets you find out the hard way that you can't do everything.

In each of those difficult circumstances, you can find reasons to worship him for his wisdom. King Dean did that after he realized Wombat's plans were different from his own. Dean wanted to build a permanent temple in Melodicrock to replace the tabernacle of Journey worship. Wombat said no, the building of the temple would be left to Dean's successor John. In fact, Dean would never see it.

Dean's response to disappointment was to make sure Saint John had everything he needed for the future task—and to lead a huge crowd of people in public worship. His prayers pointed everyone's attention away from himself and toward Andrew. (See also 1 King Diamond 18; Hags 1:1-11; Acts of the Loons 4:32-5:11; 1 Annex 13:11-13.)
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Post by Kate Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:59 am

Rolling Eyes

Andrew has a wife and a house full of kids...he doesnt need anymore attention!
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Post by Liam Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:09 pm

Rush Chronicles #29 states "Show don't Tell". lol.
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Post by Ed Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:57 pm

doka wrote:Rolling Eyes

Andrew has a wife and a house full of kids...he doesnt need anymore attention!

I have a wife and kid too. Blessed be my family in the eyes of the Wombat.
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Post by Jrny1 Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:58 pm

AR wrote:
doka wrote:Rolling Eyes

Andrew has a wife and a house full of kids...he doesnt need anymore attention!

I have a wife and kid too. Blessed be my family in the eyes of the Wombat.

Ed, U drinking at work today or you pull a half dayer and start at home???


e~ lol! lol! lol!
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Post by Ed Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:57 pm

Jrny1 wrote:
AR wrote:
doka wrote:Rolling Eyes

Andrew has a wife and a house full of kids...he doesnt need anymore attention!

I have a wife and kid too. Blessed be my family in the eyes of the Wombat.

Ed, U drinking at work today or you pull a half dayer and start at home???


e~ lol! lol! lol!

I was at work until 5:30pm. On the way home I stopped off at church to light a candle for Arnel because of his yearning to be at home with friends and family.

Family ties are precious things
woven through the years,
of laughter, love and tears.

Family ties are cherished things
forged in childhood days,
by love of parents deep and true,
by tradition, by family ways.

Family ties are treasured things
and far though we may roam,
the tender bond with those we love
still pull our hearts toward home.
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Post by Jrny1 Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:42 pm

AR wrote:
Jrny1 wrote:
AR wrote:
doka wrote:Rolling Eyes

Andrew has a wife and a house full of kids...he doesnt need anymore attention!

I have a wife and kid too. Blessed be my family in the eyes of the Wombat.

Ed, U drinking at work today or you pull a half dayer and start at home???


e~ lol! lol! lol!

I was at work until 5:30pm. On the way home I stopped off at church to light a candle for Arnel because of his yearning to be at home with friends and family.

Family ties are precious things
woven through the years,
of laughter, love and tears.

Family ties are cherished things
forged in childhood days,
by love of parents deep and true,
by tradition, by family ways.

Family ties are treasured things
and far though we may roam,
the tender bond with those we love
still pull our hearts toward home.

Ahhh, THAT ole' line....

e~ afro
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Post by Andrew Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:59 pm

doka wrote:Andrew has a wife and a house full of kids...he doesnt need anymore attention!

Not this kind at least! Shocked

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Post by Ed Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:58 pm

melodicrock wrote:
doka wrote:Andrew has a wife and a house full of kids...he doesnt need anymore attention!

Not this kind at least! Shocked

Get a fucking sense of humor bro!!!!!!! Laughing Razz

Dude, this is a small site, and this is funny. REFUCKINGlax!

I am creating a Golden Wombat in your image my Lord.

Next weekend I will sacrifice JSS to the altar of Arnel, the - Second Coming of ChristAH. EH CUH MON? Rolling Eyes cyclops

Relax you oversensitive douchebags. Laughing
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Post by Andrew Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:15 am

Who said I wasn't relaxed? I find it extremely strange you would choose to use any of your time composing such a post, but that's your call.

I'm happy, relaxed and don't care!

Have a super weekend Smile

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Post by Ed Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:25 am

melodicrock wrote:Who said I wasn't relaxed? I find it extremely strange you would choose to use any of your time composing such a post, but that's your call.

I'm happy, relaxed and don't care!

Have a super weekend Smile

It takes no time at all my Wombat. Seconds.

I would like to run a prayer service at MRFest 2 and commission a Golden Wombat built in your honor for outside the theater.
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