Happy National Midwifery Week

Have you all hugged your favorite midwife this week? If not, you have until the 10th.

Sorry I forgot to mail your present

Congratulations on the recognition of a very important service.

Cat

Never had a midwife for our two Sons so I'll give my hugs to you Nat.

What the fuck is a midwife?

Saint John wrote:What the fuck is a midwife?

A granola eating, tree hugging freak that wears long flowing skirts weaved from wheat, wears birkenstocks, drives a Subaru and catches babies that happen to be falling out of vaginas......

Saint John wrote:What the fuck is a midwife?

I guess if you have a wife and then bring home a girl to sleep between the two of you , itd be a midwife??

Ok...looked it up: "A person trained to assist women in childbirth." Big fucking deal. We need a thread for this bullshit? Give me an 18 pack and a pair of scissors, and I, too, can assist in childbirth.

Saint John wrote:Ok...looked it up: "A person trained to assist women in childbirth." Big fucking deal. We need a thread for this bullshit? Give me an 18 pack and a pair of scissors, and I, too, can assist in childbirth.

or at least the concieving part

Saint John wrote:Ok...looked it up: "A person trained to assist women in childbirth." Big fucking deal. We need a thread for this bullshit? Give me an 18 pack and a pair of scissors, and I, too, can assist in childbirth.

You're probably right....any trained monkey can do it.

Saint John wrote:Ok...looked it up: "A person trained to assist women in childbirth." Big fucking deal. We need a thread for this bullshit? Give me an 18 pack and a pair of scissors, and I, too, can assist in childbirth.