67 year old man beats up punk on bus

I think that's known in the common parlance as an EPIC FUCKING WIN. Wow, that guy owns. I'd love to slay cheap beer with him. I guarantee he drinks PBR.

That fuckin' thug has no pride! When that girl said "Hey, we can press charges, Bud. I got it on videotape." ... I would have taken that cameraphone and beat it until it was fucking sand! No way I let my friends see that! This guy should be taunted and spit on everywhere he goes. He's the biggest pseudo-punk ever.

And I had to laugh when the girl was saying "Beat that nigga's ass." Isn't that exactly what happened???

More details on this guy

http://deadspin.com/5473659/old-man-gives-young-whippersnapper-what-for-update

Epic Beard Man beatdown - MORTAL KOMBAT REMIX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08&feature=player_embedded

This guy is the man! A true street legend. To be white and merely travel through Oakland takes balls. But this guy takes it to a whole new level! He looks for fights!

Saint John wrote:This guy is the man! A true street legend. To be white and merely travel through Oakland takes balls. But this guy takes it to a whole new level! He looks for fights!

I guarantee he drinks PBR exclusively. I love this guy. I'd love to shake his hand. He can even snap and punch me in the face if he wants.

This is a new Internet phenomenon and given that, I wouldn't be surprised if this explodes over the next few weeks and it leads to charges.

I think I'm getting a man-crush on this dude. What a bad-ass motherfucker. Matt and I are talking about a trip to California to find this fucker and drink with him. And, like Matt said, if he wants to punch me in the face ... I'd be honored.

PS Cleveland tonight with Ehwmatt. Ed, Lynn, Behshad and a few others can expect calls.

I will answer my call the same way you did last week , fucker

Saint John wrote:PS Cleveland tonight with Ehwmatt. Ed, Lynn, Behshad and a few others can expect calls.

I'll be sure to keep my phone turned on!!! (how come there's no eyeroll smiley? I really need one!)

Saint John wrote:I think I'm getting a man-crush on this dude. What a bad-ass motherfucker. Matt and I are talking about a trip to California to find this fucker and drink with him. And, like Matt said, if he wants to punch me in the face ... I'd be honored.

PS Cleveland tonight with Ehwmatt. Ed, Lynn, Behshad and a few others can expect calls.

Can't wait... I apologize in advance for any vulgarities I unleash on any one who receives a call.

Actually, no I don't, because I'm drinking and it doesn't count if I was drinking.

Ehwmatt wrote:I apologize in advance for any vulgarities I unleash on any one who receives a call.

lol ... your voicemail to me consisted of "You suck cock, dude. Seriously, you're a homo and probably don't even know it. Here's Behshad."

Ehwmatt wrote:Actually, no I don't, because I'm drinking and it doesn't count if I was drinking.

That is correct. Drinking gives you certain immunities and harmless phone calls fall under that umbrella. So does calling exes and berating them, racial slurs, puking in public and harrassing taxi drivers.

Saint John wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:I apologize in advance for any vulgarities I unleash on any one who receives a call.

lol ... your voicemail to me consisted of "You suck cock, dude. Seriously, you're a homo and probably don't even know it. Here's Behshad."

Ehwmatt wrote:Actually, no I don't, because I'm drinking and it doesn't count if I was drinking.

That is correct. Drinking gives you certain immunities and harmless phone calls fall under that umbrella. So does calling exes and berating them, racial slurs, puking in public and harrassing taxi drivers.

Haha, to this day I don't remember leaving you a voice mail at all. I remember texting you something about how we were gonna kick your ass earlier in the night.

Ehwmatt wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:I apologize in advance for any vulgarities I unleash on any one who receives a call.

lol ... your voicemail to me consisted of "You suck cock, dude. Seriously, you're a homo and probably don't even know it. Here's Behshad."

Ehwmatt wrote:Actually, no I don't, because I'm drinking and it doesn't count if I was drinking.

That is correct. Drinking gives you certain immunities and harmless phone calls fall under that umbrella. So does calling exes and berating them, racial slurs, puking in public and harrassing taxi drivers.

Haha, to this day I don't remember leaving you a voice mail at all. I remember texting you something about how we were gonna kick your ass earlier in the night.

Do you remember anything about harrassing a taxi driver ??

"I will fucking U" was the exact text.

Behshad wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:I apologize in advance for any vulgarities I unleash on any one who receives a call.

lol ... your voicemail to me consisted of "You suck cock, dude. Seriously, you're a homo and probably don't even know it. Here's Behshad."

Ehwmatt wrote:Actually, no I don't, because I'm drinking and it doesn't count if I was drinking.

That is correct. Drinking gives you certain immunities and harmless phone calls fall under that umbrella. So does calling exes and berating them, racial slurs, puking in public and harrassing taxi drivers.

Haha, to this day I don't remember leaving you a voice mail at all. I remember texting you something about how we were gonna kick your ass earlier in the night.

Do you remember anything about harrassing a taxi driver ??

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was the same guy who checked me out the next morning too. He was laughing as he handed me my receipt and I think that's when it came back to me

Saint John wrote:"I will fucking U" was the exact text.

MattW2

Behshad wrote:

Saint John wrote:"I will fucking U" was the exact text.

MattW2

Hmm, I remember checking my sent box and seeing "I will fuck you up" in perfect grammatical english. Don't lie to me

Ehwmatt wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:I apologize in advance for any vulgarities I unleash on any one who receives a call.

lol ... your voicemail to me consisted of "You suck cock, dude. Seriously, you're a homo and probably don't even know it. Here's Behshad."

Ehwmatt wrote:Actually, no I don't, because I'm drinking and it doesn't count if I was drinking.

That is correct. Drinking gives you certain immunities and harmless phone calls fall under that umbrella. So does calling exes and berating them, racial slurs, puking in public and harrassing taxi drivers.

Haha, to this day I don't remember leaving you a voice mail at all. I remember texting you something about how we were gonna kick your ass earlier in the night.

Do you remember anything about harrassing a taxi driver ??

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was the same guy who checked me out the next morning too. He was laughing as he handed me my receipt and I think that's when it came back to me

Yep, same guy,,, its weird when you have the same guy, check you in, take you to the show,, bring you back from the show(in this case a different guy drove us back) and then checks you out in the morning,,, Did we stay at fuckin Fawlty Towers??

Running into JRM in the lobby and singing to him "Shart through the heart, and youre to blame, you give fart, a bad name " was also I remember few days later

Saint John wrote:"I will fucking U" was the exact text.

and you're not scared to go see him tonight dan??

Lynn wrote:

Saint John wrote:"I will fucking U" was the exact text.

and you're not scared to go see him tonight dan??

Behshad wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:I apologize in advance for any vulgarities I unleash on any one who receives a call.

lol ... your voicemail to me consisted of "You suck cock, dude. Seriously, you're a homo and probably don't even know it. Here's Behshad."

Ehwmatt wrote:Actually, no I don't, because I'm drinking and it doesn't count if I was drinking.

That is correct. Drinking gives you certain immunities and harmless phone calls fall under that umbrella. So does calling exes and berating them, racial slurs, puking in public and harrassing taxi drivers.

Haha, to this day I don't remember leaving you a voice mail at all. I remember texting you something about how we were gonna kick your ass earlier in the night.

Do you remember anything about harrassing a taxi driver ??

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was the same guy who checked me out the next morning too. He was laughing as he handed me my receipt and I think that's when it came back to me

Yep, same guy,,, its weird when you have the same guy, check you in, take you to the show,, bring you back from the show(in this case a different guy drove us back) and then checks you out in the morning,,, Did we stay at fuckin Fawlty Towers??

Running into JRM in the lobby and singing to him "Shart through the heart, and youre to blame, you give fart, a bad name " was also I remember few days later

That was a bizarre hotel that was also older than my grandparents, but hey, $59/night isn't bad at all and we weren't there for the hotel anyway. How about how the toilet was set pretty much right against the side of the shower? lol.

Lynn wrote:

Saint John wrote:"I will fucking U" was the exact text.

and you're not scared to go see him tonight dan??

Damnit, I just went to go see if my sent box still had the message, it doesn't, but I know it said "I will fuck you up"

Dan will be pleased to hear that I have prepared a Trial by Fire guitar jam setlist tonight when he, my buds, and I get back from the bar. I know how much Dan loves that disc.

If He Should Break Your Heart will kick things off