Hilarious CD review

from Andrew's CD Reviews section

Captain Zapped Captain Zapped Indie



· Produced By: Grayson Wray
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Songs: 2%
Sound: 1%

Frontman of Circus Of Power was Alex Mitchell. What a great band too – just great hard driving rock n roll with a sleazy edge.

This is his new band Captain Zapped. WTF? Together with Billy Tsounis (guitars/keys), Alex has recorded one of the very worst albums in the history of this website, or perhaps rock n roll in general. This is a complete load of tosh. An utter embarrassment to all involved.

It sounds as if it was recorded in a garage without electricity, on a farm where the only harvest on offer was really bad weed.

This is really and truly utter shit. Zero production value; zero effort on vocals (droaning half spoken at best); zero quality of songwriting and horrendous artwork complete with Alex dressed in a cape and leather caveman loincloth (and accompanying skull) on the back.

Musically it is all over the show – stoner rock, 70s psychedelic nonsense, God knows what else.

I just hope this review reaches people before they actually pay for this shit. Except for The Last Hard Men, this is the worst CD I have ever heard.

I almost HAVE to hear this now.

From another review:
Captain Zapped is the musical equivalent of a circus sideshow -- not every exhibit stands out, but you can't help but putting your money down to see the freaks. I'd be afraid of listening to this CD while tripping on acid because who knows what hallucinations would appear from your stereo speakers... I wonder what Alex Mitchell and Billy Tsounis saw?

I'm downloading now

Looks like even the Beatles enjoyed LSD as they're were also on a Captain Zap trip:

elephants were taken by surprise. So Captain Marvel zapped him right between the eyes. Zap! All the children sing Hey, Bungalow Bill, what did

So this Means Joe Elliot's review a few years back isn't the worst one

I need more CDs like this to review.

Andrew wrote:I need more CDs like this to review.

Here you go Drew

This part is subtle, but fucking great:

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Saint John wrote:This part is subtle, but fucking great:

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I didn't see that.

I need to hear this shit. LOL