Ladies- You MUST Choose

Here you are, on the last year of Earth's existence. There are 5 men left and you need to date one of them for a year in order to survive.

Who is it going to be?


Mutt Lange




Imus




Howard Stern



Kevin Cronin



Mr Simpson





Please respond and rank them, and give a reason for your choosing the way you did,

MUST?

If those are my only choices I'll take them all. I'm a difficult woman to please-it will take all of them to make me happy.

Well, three of them are rich, one is semi well off and the last one has money hidden.

Yes, MUST.

No hesitation - Howard Stern.

1.He has brains - and he is not afraid to use them.

2. He also has the balls to stand up for what he believes in.

3. He seems to be honest - sometimes painfully

With Nos. 1 and 2, I can forgive No. 3 and for being ugly as Neal's ass.

Cat

Mutt? I mean, look at Shania... he satisfied her for all those years. Guess I could take some dramamine and double bag the sumbitch.

No takers for the Juice? Hmm, interesting.

RockinDeano wrote:No takers for the Juice? Hmm, interesting.

I took the juice. I took them all!

RockinDeano wrote:Well, three of them are rich, one is semi well off and the last one has money hidden.

Yes, MUST.

OMFG!!!!! I literally spit all over my monitor in laughter when I scrolled down to that pic of OJ!!!

The Earth...is doomed. All good things must come to an end.

LD

I would rather die

This is one suck ass selection God, I can't believe this is my choice, but out of these nasties I will have to pick Kevin Cronin He looks totally gay, but the other one's just seem like total assholes, oh and then there is the psycho killer with hidden money

One positive in choosing OJ - you wouldn't have to live with it for very long

The final choice is a no-go. The others, well lets turn the tables ladies, we could always put paper bags over their heads, or decide not to do anything until around midnight when the alcohol has taken over our bodies so at least then they MIGHT look good.

But then there are 2 other choices in a situation like this. 1. become celebate, 2. masturabation.

If I had to pick one, it would be Cronin. At least he could sing to me....

Perrylover wrote: If I had to pick one, it would be Cronin. At least he could sing to me....

That's assuming he won't be telling you the Playboy Mansion story...again.

LD

Kevin Cronin - and I'd sleep with him even IF he weren't the only man on earth.

(I've always liked the guy, not real macho but seems like a hell of a lot of fun to hang out with.)

I'd have to go with Cronin also. Can't stand any of the rest of em. At least he's decent looking.

cronin, cause he can sing. a paper bag and a 12 pk will help.
mutt lange, because i can cheat on him with one of his rock star friends- he would be my frontman.
howard-- only if became helen keller.
radio man-- just phone sex, he is a talker
oj.. only if suicidal

NONE of the above----would rather be dead...