We have more than our share of FREAKS in Ohio

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested



A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.

now that is funny!!

EEWWW....Wouldn't want to milk her...

joeydelight wrote:EEWWW....Wouldn't want to milk her...

Whats wrong Joey? You dont like chocolate milk?

You are bringing out bad things in me Joey!


**For those who maybe overly sensitive - no harm meant. Besides when the mayor of New Orleans can claim that he is going to rebuild his "chocolate city" then all is fair!**

doka wrote:

joeydelight wrote:EEWWW....Wouldn't want to milk her...

Whats wrong Joey? You dont like chocolate milk?

You are bringing out bad things in me Joey!


**For those who maybe overly sensitive - no harm meant. Besides when the mayor of New Orleans can claim that he is going to rebuild his "chocolate city" then all is fair!**

that is just wrong!! i love chocolate milk!! Chocolate shakes.....

lights1961 wrote:

doka wrote:

joeydelight wrote:EEWWW....Wouldn't want to milk her...

Whats wrong Joey? You dont like chocolate milk?

You are bringing out bad things in me Joey!


**For those who maybe overly sensitive - no harm meant. Besides when the mayor of New Orleans can claim that he is going to rebuild his "chocolate city" then all is fair!**

that is just wrong!! i love chocolate milk!! Chocolate shakes.....

Judging by the photo, chocolate moose too....

lights1961 wrote:

that is just wrong!! i love chocolate milk!! Chocolate shakes.....

"My milkshake make all the boys in the yard..."

Sorry...it just popped in my head

3DG wrote:

lights1961 wrote:

that is just wrong!! i love chocolate milk!! Chocolate shakes.....

"My milkshake make all the boys in the yard..."

Sorry...it just popped in my head

I have no idea what you just said... but it has that dry sense of midwst humor thing going.

You don't know that song?? (And I use that term VERY lightly....) I am embarrassed to say that I do, but then I have teenage girls in my house who insist on listening to that Top 40 crap....

3DG wrote: I have teenage girls in my house who insist on listening to that Top 40 crap....

ahhhhhh!!!!

This explains a lot!!!

3DG wrote:You don't know that song?? (And I use that term VERY lightly....) I am embarrassed to say that I do, but then I have teenage girls in my house who insist on listening to that Top 40 crap....

havent listen to top 40 in how many years... can you say like 1982!! its when I stopped listening to casey casem.

3DG wrote:You don't know that song?? (And I use that term VERY lightly....) I am embarrassed to say that I do, but then I have teenage girls in my house who insist on listening to that Top 40 crap....

LOL, that's exactly why I knew what it was.

Deb wrote:

3DG wrote:You don't know that song?? (And I use that term VERY lightly....) I am embarrassed to say that I do, but then I have teenage girls in my house who insist on listening to that Top 40 crap....

LOL, that's exactly why I knew what it was.

maybe that should be reason #99,999 of why we dont have kids...
top forty music!! That and hanah montana!!

On a more serious note, she is the spitting image of Halle Berry, it's almost frightening...