Who's getting it Tonight?

I am trying like a motherfucker to get some much need clam. I am cooking, buying "exotic" beer and cleaning the crib, not to mention give the old lady a foot bath, massage and lotion to her lower digits.

I am buying this Alaskan beer. It looks sophisticated and has a picture of this bad ass Orca on the carton. That Orca sold me.

Who else is getting lubricated and drilled and filled?

Details here, PLEASE.

try not calling me "old lady"

My pole collects a little more rust and dust and will not bust.

I'm on what feels like the world's longest dry spell. I've almost forgotten what it's like.

lula wrote:try not calling me "old lady"

Well he still has himself! LOL

Besides...I am not sure that wasn't what he meant in the first place!!

j/k

I am getting some...hopefully...if Valory manages not to cause coitus interuptus again...just wait you two...Wyatt is going to come barging in soon enough! It all easy, until they can walk, then you have to PLAN ahead, and work like secret agents before getting some, otherwise it's the Blueball Express to KY-Ville for Dean!

Not tonight. Too tired anyway. XD

Sarah wrote:Not tonight. Too tired anyway. XD

Hmm, bad girl.

RVR wrote:

lula wrote:try not calling me "old lady"

Well he still has himself! LOL

Besides...I am not sure that wasn't what he meant in the first place!!

j/k

I am getting some...hopefully...if Valory manages not to cause coitus interuptus again...just wait you two...Wyatt is going to come barging in soon enough! It all easy, until they can walk, then you have to PLAN ahead, and work like secret agents before getting some, otherwise it's the Blueball Express to KY-Ville for Dean!

you've been in our tiny apt, you know Wyatt has been exposed

you coming out for a visit end of june?

lula wrote:

RVR wrote:

lula wrote:try not calling me "old lady"

Well he still has himself! LOL

Besides...I am not sure that wasn't what he meant in the first place!!

j/k

I am getting some...hopefully...if Valory manages not to cause coitus interuptus again...just wait you two...Wyatt is going to come barging in soon enough! It all easy, until they can walk, then you have to PLAN ahead, and work like secret agents before getting some, otherwise it's the Blueball Express to KY-Ville for Dean!

you've been in our tiny apt, you know Wyatt has been exposed

you coming out for a visit end of june?

Yup...plans are made and laid in...So Cal here we come! I am heading to Yosemite next week for some camping and hiking. Dean you should come up for a couple of days!

Yosemite is beautiful. many a summer as a kid were spent exploring the valley. i haven't been back in years.

are emily and valory coming out to l.a. with? where ya staying? we have a room for the night of jeff's show at the swanky howard johnson's wyatt will be staying with aunt eileen

If Orca beer and cleaning the crib doesn't get it done for you.....

Yep...gonna have to send Lula and Wyatt to the store for a half hour...

Let's be honest here. I have NO sex life. NONE. That is over. Yes I love Lula and my son, but there is NOTHING left sexually.

Just being honest. She hates me.

So how was this orca beer?

RockinDeano wrote:Let's be honest here. I have NO sex life. NONE. That is over. Yes I love Lula and my son, but there is NOTHING left sexually.

Just being honest. She hates me.

I am sure this is NOT helping either.

She is a new mommy - cut her some slack.

ProgRocker53 wrote:So how was this orca beer?

Very good. Listening to 11, which is outstanding, regardless of what fucking Andrea says,....superb CD....


Cyndy poon, any dudes in your life tonight? Inquiring minds NEED to know.

lula wrote:Yosemite is beautiful. many a summer as a kid were spent exploring the valley. i haven't been back in years.

are emily and valory coming out to l.a. with? where ya staying? we have a room for the night of jeff's show at the swanky howard johnson's wyatt will be staying with aunt eileen

Just going to be Em and I...Valory is a bit too young for a rock show at a bar kinda place...

Besides that we want to party a bit...

I wonder if they have Orca Beer here in Small Town, Ohio.

If they do I'm buying a case for my buddies. I just have this new life goal of throwing down some Orca Beer.

RockinDeano wrote:Let's be honest here. I have NO sex life. NONE. That is over. Yes I love Lula and my son, but there is NOTHING left sexually.

Just being honest. She hates me.

LOL, I just had to comment... I think my husband says the same shit about me In all seriousness I am just genuinely tired and have too much on my plate to act on the lovin all the time. When they are little you are paranoid about them, and when they are bigger they never shut up It is a really difficult thing to balance. Enjoy all the nights alone you can get Of course, you will be calling and checking up on Wyatt every hour or so....

Take care,

Tracie

ProgRocker53 wrote:I wonder if they have Orca Beer here in Small Town, Ohio.

If they do I'm buying a case for my buddies. I just have this new life goal of throwing down some Orca Beer.

Found this new shit today. 24 oz cans called Higher Gravity...8.1% alcohol, 1.49 a can. Hell, thats 3.4 beers in a single swallow. I am down with this shit.

Well tonight's a bust damn it. However, after a three-fer yesterday, I think I'll manage tonight.