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Post by cat Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:59 am

Jessica Simpson. Twisted Evil

Only this is no laughing matter.

http://kennethg.blogspot.com/2009/02/mass-migration-of-stingrays-gulf-of.html

If you willingly shell out your hard-earned cash to hear Jessica Simpson sing, you don't really have a leg to stand on, complaint-wise. But that didn't stop the crowd from loudly expressing their disappointment over her performance Saturday in Irvine, Calif., the final stop on her concert tour.

The OC Register reports the audience started booing after the Daisy Duke- and high heel-sporting blonde, 28, tripped over the words while belting out the ditty "Still Don't Stop Me."

"I do this all the time!" she laughingly explained (via Us).

She wasn't kidding: It was her second flub of the night.

Earlier, Simpson screwed up the opening lines of the unluckily titled "Remember That," her song about domestic abuse, which she introduces with the same "take your heart and run away" banter at nearly every show.

"Oops! I said whiskey too early! I messed up!" she admitted as she took it from the top. "I'm so embarrassed! But I'm starting over again because I really want you guys to hear the lyrics the right way."

Jessica, who opened for headliner Rascal Flatts, did manage to get through "You're My Sunday," which, as always, she dedicated to boyfriend Tony Romo, calling him the "person I'm in love with right now," which is a sweet sentiment, except for the "right now" part.

Simpson's performance failed to impress either the crowd or the critics, with the Register sniping that her singing "left a lot to be desired," before twisting the knife by adding that her "fame is far more reaching than her talent deserves."
This was the latest onstage fumble for Jess, who also had some memory problems last month in Grand Rapids, Mich., forgetting the words to one song and starting another one over. [...]

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Post by Kate Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:11 am

Personally I think she has alot of emotional problems. She is grasping for her bright star which has seriously faded.
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Post by cat Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:15 am

doka wrote:Personally I think she has alot of emotional problems. She is grasping for her bright star which has seriously faded.

That seems to be happening a lot these days.

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Post by Styxman Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:52 pm

Funny that, when she's singing I don't seem to concentrate on the lyrics bounce
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