CLEAN Joke

probably TOO clean for this board...but I got a slight chuckle out of it...



A 6 year old & a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know
what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When
we go downstairs for breakfast,I'm gonna say something with hell & you
say something with ass.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen & asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, guess I'll have some
Cheerios.'

WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up, & runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in
hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his
room & shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old & asks with
a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' 'I don't
know', he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

My kids have spoken to me like this on a bad day or two.
I won't tell you if I've slapped them or not.

Thanks Uno, liked this one.

Moon Beam wrote:My kids have spoken to me like this on a bad day or two.
I won't tell you if I've slapped them or not.

Thanks Uno, liked this one.

i think it goes without saying that your a good mom and will always think
before punishment, always taking the route that will be most effictive yet least restrictive for the youngster, and youwill always do the right thing..

so i know you slapped the taste out their mouths!!!

HA!!!
It got the thumbs up from the wife AND kids here...