The police came to my house today

I answered a telemarketing call and cried on the phone that my dad just died and I thought it was someone from the hospital calling. When the vile telemarketer got apologetic I said "It's ok bitch because I killed him."

3 cops at my door a half hour later. They were beyond cool and laughing about it. One of them fell in love with my mancave basement.

Lol! Damn Ed!!! A little bored were you? You could have spent some time in here checking out the awesome Chicago/Scheff demos I posted instead.

GI_Jim wrote:Lol! Damn Ed!!! A little bored were you? You could have spent some time in here checking out the awesome Chicago/Scheff demos I posted instead.

My wife was in on the prank too. We did one earlier when one of these idiots called where she pretended I was beating her.

Jim your Chicago posts have me interested in the XXII CD that was delayed until 2008.

Ed wrote:I answered a telemarketing call and cried on the phone that my dad just died and I thought it was someone from the hospital calling. When the vile telemarketer got apologetic I said "It's ok bitch because I killed him."

3 cops at my door a half hour later. They were beyond cool and laughing about it. One of them fell in love with my mancave basement.

This story popped into my head again last night, and I pictured you and the 3 cops drinking beers in your basement watching a DIO bootleg.

Saint John wrote:

Ed wrote:I answered a telemarketing call and cried on the phone that my dad just died and I thought it was someone from the hospital calling. When the vile telemarketer got apologetic I said "It's ok bitch because I killed him."

3 cops at my door a half hour later. They were beyond cool and laughing about it. One of them fell in love with my mancave basement.

This story popped into my head again last night, and I pictured you and the 3 cops drinking beers in your basement watching a DIO bootleg.

If they weren't on duty I could easily have seen that happening. They were all into the Ric Flair belt in my basement.