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Post by ProgRocker53 Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:25 pm

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Post by Enigma869 Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:45 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:I have never watched a pornographic film.

Holy fuck dude! You need to live a little. Porno is AWESOME! EVERY guy wants a porno chick, and let me warn you now...the woman you marry won't resemble one of those women, on ANY night, unless she is completely HAMMERED!

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Am I the only one?

YES, YES, and YES!!!!!

ProgRocker53 wrote:
....Am I even HUMAN?

NO, NO, and NO Shocked Shocked Shocked


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Post by Kate Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:58 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:I have never watched a pornographic film.

....Maybe the occasional clip has crossed my eyes, but I have never sat down and popped in a DVD/pulled up a site, and watched a porno.

Am I the only one?

....Am I even HUMAN?

Prog as a mother I am terribly worried about you! Laughing
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Post by RockinDeano Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:08 pm

Dude, go kill yourself, now.

You mean to tell me you don't surf porn, watch porn or do anything with porn?

Jesus Christ!
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Post by Enigma869 Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:50 pm

www.youporn.com Watch away, dude! cyclops



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Post by RockinDeano Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:46 am

Thanks John. Got home for lunch, started a microwave pizza, saw the link, said fuck the pizza, and jtook care of business....twice in 12 minutes. Works better than vicodin. Much appreciated.
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Post by joeydelight Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:52 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:I have never watched a pornographic film.

....Maybe the occasional clip has crossed my eyes, but I have never sat down and popped in a DVD/pulled up a site, and watched a porno.

Am I the only one?

....Am I even HUMAN?


Nope, I haven't seen one either Prog. Of course I've seen the "occasional clip" but they really do NOTHING for me...true story.
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Post by joeydelight Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:54 am

RockinDeano wrote:Thanks John. Got home for lunch, started a microwave pizza, saw the link, said fuck the pizza, and jtook care of business....twice in 12 minutes. Works better than vicodin. Much appreciated.


Wow...you're stories are so cool Deano.
Tell me another...Pleaaaaaaase!!!!! Rolling Eyes
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Post by Behshad Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:51 am

Hey Prog,,, you keep this up man and your dick will eventually end up leaving you,,, bounce
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Post by Red13joPa Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:19 pm

First of all, I smell Bullshit.
Proggo, what you're alleging is an impossibility.
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Post by Sarah Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:41 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:I have never watched a pornographic film.
...why not?
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Post by ProgRocker53 Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:19 pm

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Post by natalie Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:39 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:
Sarah wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I have never watched a pornographic film.
...why not?

Just never felt the urge.

Plus I heard porno DVDs are like $30.

Never been to a titty club either.
Have you ever masturbated?

Just wondering.

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Post by Kate Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:21 pm

OMG Nat, LMAO

The burning questions that Nat asks Laughing
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Post by ProgRocker53 Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:29 pm

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Post by natalie Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:51 pm

doka wrote:OMG Nat, LMAO

The burning questions that Nat asks Laughing
I was a reporter in a former life-I dare to ask the questions on everyone's mind! Wink

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Post by Sarah Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:23 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:Plus I heard porno DVDs are like $30.
Uhhhh... you're on the Internet, buddy. Everything is free.
http://pornotube.com
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Post by lights1961 Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:32 pm

Sarah wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:Plus I heard porno DVDs are like $30.
Uhhhh... you're on the Internet, buddy. Everything is free.
[url=http://pornotube.com
http://pornotube.com[/quote[/url]]

Sarah, can i Have you and natalie together!! just one night... ;-)


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Post by stevew2 Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:37 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:
natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Sarah wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I have never watched a pornographic film.
...why not?

Just never felt the urge.

Plus I heard porno DVDs are like $30.

Never been to a titty club either.
Have you ever masturbated?

Just wondering.

I will confess to having probably averaged 500 wank sessions per year since 4th grade.
Progg what the hell do you wank to fucking Jc Penny catalog? Sears doesnt have one anymore?

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Post by Kate Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:33 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:
natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Sarah wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I have never watched a pornographic film.
...why not?

Just never felt the urge.

Plus I heard porno DVDs are like $30.

Never been to a titty club either.
Have you ever masturbated?

Just wondering.

I will confess to having probably averaged 500 wank sessions per year since 4th grade.

Blisters? Callouses? Jack off Elbow? Just wondering?
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Post by natalie Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:10 pm

[quote="lights1961"]
Sarah wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:Plus I heard porno DVDs are like $30.
Uhhhh... you're on the Internet, buddy. Everything is free.
http://pornotube.com[/quote]

Sarah, can i Have you and natalie together!! just one night... ;-)


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Rick, Sarah is only interested in one girl and it's her friend that has a traditional Chinese boyfriend but won't experiment with her lesbo side-not interested in me.....sorry! Wink

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Post by Scarabgator Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:13 am

Natalie, can I have you and only you together with me just one night??? Cool Wink
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Post by natalie Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:44 pm

Scarabgator wrote:Natalie, can I have you and only you together with me just one night??? Cool Wink
Which night did you have in mind?? Wink I love you

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Post by Scarabgator Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:19 am

natalie wrote:
Scarabgator wrote:Natalie, can I have you and only you together with me just one night??? Cool Wink
Which night did you have in mind?? Wink I love you

"To"night, "Any"night......
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Post by natalie Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:55 am

Scarabgator wrote:
natalie wrote:
Scarabgator wrote:Natalie, can I have you and only you together with me just one night??? Cool Wink
Which night did you have in mind?? Wink I love you

"To"night, "Any"night......
Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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