your WTF??? story of the week

I can’t believe we have another tacky chav-tastick child bride on our hands! And get this, she lives in a trailer!! And she dropped out of school at nine. Just when I think I’ve seen the tackiest thing in the whole world, BAM!! This wedding is UNREAL. Love the Brits!

This look can be yours, for a mere $30,000! Seriously.






Nice balloon arches.




Nice Clown makeup!




Groom’s mother looks elated.


The proud parents of the bride. Quite a demure mother of the bride outfit, wouldn’t you say? Can’t let the bride steal all the slutty!



LOVELY bridesmaid dresses!


Let’s not leave out the guests of this classy get together! Child prostitutes, like champagne, add a certain elegance to any event, wouldn’t you say?




Article from UK Daily Mail:
http://tackyweddings.com/2008/10/30/outer-limits-tacky-150k-wedding-for-uk-16-year-old-girl-ugliest-dress-ever/
What Daddy’s little girl wants Daddy’s little girl gets.

So when Missy Quinn insisted on a big white wedding with her boyfriend, her father said Yes. It didn’t matter that she was only 16 and the groom 17.

Daddy also said Yes to a £16,000 (YES that is $32,000 US DOLLARS) wedding dress (which looked suspiciously like a crop top and skirt) and Yes to 150 guests at the reception. Then there were the cars, the hotels, the tiara and the £500 bouquet ($1000).
the end, making Missy’s wedding dreams come true cost her father - who lives in a caravan and surfaces driveways for a living - a whopping £100,000 ($200,000!!).

But as his princess, who hasn’t been in a classroom since she was nine and wants to be a glamour model, posed for photographs, her father Simon, 35, declared it was worth every penny. ‘I’m very proud of her today,’ he said.
Missy was just happy to be the undisputed centre of attention.

Her dress, studded with Swarovski crystals, and with a 10ft wide train, was so heavy that it took ten guests to help her struggle out of the Rolls-Royce Phantom that brought her to the church.
‘It was huge. I wanted to outdo everyone else’s wedding dress,’ she said.
‘It was extremely heavy and just standing in the church was really difficult. But despite all that, I felt just like Cinderella.’

The bill was around five times the cost of the average British wedding.
Missy said: ‘It cost a fortune, but I’ve always wanted a big wedding and my dad has been saving for ages to pay for it.’ She met Thomas at Alton Towers theme park when she was 13.
They continued to date despite her traveller family leaving their caravan park in Stoke-on-Trent every summer to tour the UK while Thomas lived with his parents in Wolverhampton.
Missy said: ‘I just knew he was The One from the beginning. He’s perfect.’

Her mother Theresa, 33, who married Missy’s father at 16, said: ‘I was surprised they wanted to get married so young in this day and age. But we could see they were madly in love.’

The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary’s Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire. After the ceremony-guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up.

Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a £700 hotpants and bra outfit, said: ‘This isn’t unusual - it’s just what we do at weddings. It’s all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the bride’s daddy.’
Missy and Thomas honeymooned in Turkey before moving into their own £18,000 caravan - a wedding gift from her parents.

They wouldn't allow any of that in a Catholic church here, and I though the Catholic church here was pretty liberal They don't even like strapless gowns in church. And balloons

16 going on 35?

3DG wrote:

Amazing Doka and Cat gate crashed the wedding

Styxman wrote:

3DG wrote:

Amazing Doka and Cat gate crashed the wedding

Yeah..... and things really started getting out of control when doka started hitting the ol' punch bowl

cat wrote:

Styxman wrote:

3DG wrote:

Amazing Doka and Cat gate crashed the wedding

Yeah..... and things really started getting out of control when doka started hitting the ol' punch bowl

I'm reporting Behshad for using you two as moderators..you're far too young

cat wrote:

Styxman wrote:

3DG wrote:

Amazing Doka and Cat gate crashed the wedding

Yeah..... and things really started getting out of control when doka started hitting the ol' punch bowl

Tattletale.....

I left with the alterboy and when I woke up the next morning I only had the black coat - I still can't find that dress - t'was my fave!

cat wrote:

Styxman wrote:

3DG wrote:

Amazing Doka and Cat gate crashed the wedding

Yeah..... and things really started getting out of control when doka started hitting the ol' punch bowl

BTW - for the record, YOU are the redhead!

And here I thought the tackiest weddings were redneck weddings (been to 4 and they are as funny as all get out - just absolutely hilarious). But I have to admit, this one take the cake!

I am sure they will be featured in the next Redneck Brides Monthly - June edition.

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happytrails wrote:

3DG wrote:

Am I the only one who noticed those girls knees look a little "worse for wear"?

I am NOT saying a damn thing about the redhead!!

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Happy I am laughing so damn hard here - I am surprised you missed something else!!!

Wow! What a skank-a-licious wedding!!

natalie wrote:Wow! What a skank-a-licious wedding!!

Don't go getting any ideas

After careful study, I think the bride's outfit is classy compared to her mom's outfit. I've never seen anything like that before!

doka wrote:
... I still can't find that dress ...

thank Gawd -