I will try a story.....

Mine are not as funny as Deans but I will try one out for you.

My daughter was/is a big softball player. She is the catcher and also plays 3rd base. Roughly about 12 yrs ago her team won their way to the Little League Softball World Series (great organization) in Portland Oregon.

The night before they travelled to OR, we hosted a party for them. There was 50 or so people, all having fun in the pool, dancing, playing volleyball, sitting talking, grilling and so on. I had gone out and bought a bunch of fun things to play around with, kazoo's, water guns, beach balls etc. The kids were having a blast with the water guns. At some point I went into the house to bring out my new purse (yes I ALWAYS buy a new purse when I travel).

The next morning I made my first of 2 trips to the airport. The first was to take my daughter out catch her plane with the rest of the team at 8 a.m. The next time was to catch the plane myself at 8 p.m.

I checked in and headed for security. I put my purse on the belt and it went through before I did. I walked through the person scanner ( dont know what it is called) and went to the end to pick up my purse. As I grabbed the handles of my bag, I had a large large hand sweep down on my wrist.

"ma'am, is this your purse" the woman with heavy manly overtones asked.

I nodded yes. The next thing I know I have 4 security gards around me. The manly woman asked if she could go through my bag. I had no problem with that. Of course I was thinking that she was going after the tampons that were in my bag. All of a sudden she says "I have it". Boy she got excited over a tampon I thought. She slowly pulls out a pistol shaped water gun. I started laughing, which wasn't the right thing to do. I am then escorted to a room, where one question kept being asked "Do you think this is funny"? No I didn't think it was funny but hell it was a bunch of kids playing around the night before. Needless to say I missed my flight to Portland and had to wait for a flight that left at midnight.

The next day when I seen my beautiful, adorable, smart, athletic, sweet faced daughter, the first thing she asked was "Mom did you bring my water gun? I put it into your purse last night".

Yes she is still alive, a nurse doing her graduate work.

Good story doka! Gotta love airports! Glad the daughter is still living!!

Oh it was funny enough! Great story.

Oh that is hysterical!!!!

She probably decided to become a nurse after healing her wounds from the water pistol.airport security incident.

Thanks

Cat

I am very proud, she is a wonderful young lady. That is just one of a million memories that I will have with me forever.

That was hysterical. All I can say is....kids will be kids. Hopefully we survive them. I guess you are living testament to that. LOL

That was funny.